the end

good bye

Currently Playing Totally Pokemon (From the TV Series) By Pokemon see related

So anyway i think this is my last entry for a while... unless i win the lottery or a car or something or something.

Anyway, Yesterday morning i went to the recording studio for like 4 hours. Recording Studios fucking kick ass. it just feels so cool to put on those headphones and listen to urself and stuff it was amazing. Anyway, after we finished it FINALLY after like 10 takes i had to go back and overdub the parts i messed up on. Regardless the song sounds fucking kick ass, i wish i could upload it so i could play it for all u douches but i dono how. Anyway so since we didnt have a tune for the words i had me and this guy mark just sat in front of the mike on playback for 20 mintutes and just started belting out tunes. We got a good one for the chorus and a vague idea for the prechorus but no idea for verses. All this and the final mixes will be done while im at camp :(. since im sure most of all have no idea what have of the shit i just sed meant... uhh... well i guess u just wasted ur life.

Anyway............................... a few days before i went to the real recording studio i bought myself a digital recording studio 8track recorder so i can record by myself at home and have it still come out professionally. i guess my cd will be done after all.  But i dono cuz we have to build part after part and redoing stuff and go back over i think could be better and come of with a tune for stuff i mean it could take.... it could take five years.

http://community.webshots.com/scripts/show.fcgi?t=slideshow&ID=153492836&key=CXLZNe

click that its a slide show that contains the pictures that SHOULD be in the entry below.

It also includes like 15 random pictures jon took.

So summers half over. Bummer.                                       

Camp starts for me july 14. hooray

as soon as i figure out the address ill post it so u munchkins can write me.

and if u dont ill get Rumsfield the hitman on ur ass to drown u in ur own blood. :) peace easy

Hey everyone this is everybodys favorite doctor for erictile disfunction, Jon! Andrew is in the next room sleping or jukring off or doing both i think he can do both at once i dont know. Anyway im on his xanga now becuase he forgot to sign off. Think off all the horrible miserable things i could do to shatter his social life and make him kill himself. i think i will expose the REAL andrew like youve never seen him before.

i must do this quickly before he wakes up.

first of all, andrew has a serious emotional condition. Here, he is looking for my big brother david for confort. It seems his goldfish has just passed away.

 Every mother should know taht andrew is a bad influence on kids today. Clearly he is hi, and supporting the marijuana smoking activities he commonly and secretly participates in.

 Gee i wonder what he could POSSIBLY be doing with 24 rolls of that toilet paper you get for free when u buy a loaf of bread. Does mother have explosive diareah again? Perhaps.

whoops how did that get there

Lets analyze this picture. First of all, it appears his right hand is in his pants. He looks really hot and sweaty. He looks suprised to see me taking a picture of him, like i cought him off guard. He looks as if hes been staring at my computer for hours. i have concluded that he was doing homework.

 We were at a party. I think this was like his 15th smirnoff triple black ice. Or his first who nose. Anyway lets take votes on what the outcome could be!

is it:

A) Gets really drunk and drives and kills himself

B) Gets a girl really drunk and they have sex and then he realized shes fugly and kills himself

C) Barfs all over himself and kills himself

D) Its not really beer, its water in a bottle. He is soon exposed and he s so embarrased he kills himself.

C WINS! Dont let this happen to YOU! throw up on ur shoes, i mean. atleast lean forward a little bit u shmuck!

Well everyone its two in the morning so im goign to go sleep by my best friend brunos side. Good night and God bless.well, back to cleaning the house when i wake up.

Right Now, i am at jonathan winers house. But before i can continue, there are some unknown, secret things u must know about him, that no one has ever known before....

Jonathan Simcha Winer was born on september 29 1988 in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem. When he was 1 years old his family decided to ditch him at the local dinsey world. he was found drowning in the cotton candy mixer the next day. He was picked up by a local janitor named, Chaim. Chaim brought him into the WINER family. Its such a coincedence that both of jons families last names were Winer. Anyway, by age 7 Jon took his first steps and said his first words. Jon started kindergarten at the age of 9. By the age of 12, he finally pased kindergarten. Somehow he became smart and the smartest most  thriving peoeple in the world tutored him so he would not be 45 years old adn in the 5th grade. Jon with his silly behavior and his impossible learning difficulties ended up killing the tutors. Actulally they killed themselves. (or atleast thats waht the government wants you to think.) Now jon is part ofa huge cia coverup. You see, he is acutally an alien that landed at roswell a few years back./ But if that were true, the first half of the story would make no sense, so lets pretend hes NOT an alien to make him feel special. Now he is a 89 year old slavajik man servant who soils himself to sleep every night with his good friend bruno by his side.

Anyway ya like i was sayign im with Jon right now. Ive spent the last couple days with jon b/c in a few days, its back to recording. Anyway jon is teaching me how to skate. In four days i know three tricks. So fuck all of you tghat said i would never amount to anything. Like my father and the monster that lives in my closet named jackie. by the way, i give guitar lessons now im a regular basis, so if u want lessons PELASE PLEASE i beg of u like an ethiopian man Please call me ior something. I have kids to raise to u no! i dont want to have to resort to selling pens in the ghetto again. 

I.e.... Me: Excuse me sir would u like a pen with ur name and all of ur wives names inscribled on it?      

Jamal: Nugga i cant even afford my fuckin house and i Shot all my wives for my kid to eat cuz i aint got no food now what makes u think ill buy one of ur white boy pens Nigga!

Me: Good day sir

Dont let hunger happen to you.

 i have enough guitars to lend out. (back to get on subject) okay well i gotta go the house is on fire i htink jon tried making ice cream again.